Time Wasters

4/6/11

Mirror

 Ugly: (adjective)
1. unattractive: lacking appealing physical features, especially facial ones
"one of the ugliest cities in Europe"
"He was an exceedingly ugly man, and the painter didn't attempt to disguise the fact."
2. potentially violent: having the potential to result in violence or hostility
"an ugly mood"
3. unpleasant: generally unpleasant or objectionable, or morally repulsive
"a dull ugly afternoon"
"Ugly rumors have been circulating about her private life."
4. Southern U.S. ill-mannered: discourteous or rude
 
Synonyms: unattractive, hideous, unsightly, revolting, repulsive, unpleasant, horrible, dreadful, horrid, obnoxious, foul, disagreeable, nasty, dangerous, menacing, hostile, aggressive, bad-tempered, sour



I hate you. I hate how you look: your eyebrows aren't symmetrical, your face is too long and your nose is apparently "like a black person's nose". I never heard that sound like an insult until they applied it to you. 

Who the hell do you think you are? You're not "swag", "fresh", "hip"; you're not "awesome" or "cool" or "rad" or "groovy" or "fab" or "keen" or "neat" or anything you can think of. You're not any of that. You're a loser.

L-O-S-E-R.

I mean really. Where even were you when someone captured this proof of the nonexistence of God? Lying on a glitter floor or on top of someone else's ugly skirt? And I bet this was your favorite, HAH! Good choice on that one--you made the skirt or floor or whatever it is look beautiful. Oh, and the fucking green filter? Good call--that TOTALLY didn't make you look even more pale at all, nice. Yeah, that looks totally good and everything.

OH, and may I take this chance to tell you what amazingly expressive eyes you have? Yeah, I've always wanted to look into the eyes of a teenager-sized plastic doll. Talk about DEAD.



Your eyes look dead,
your hair is a trainwreck,
your features are asymmetrical
your face is too long
your lips look like two beached whales
you're paler than the background of this text space

UGLYUGLYUGLYUGLYUGLY.

What's wrong with you?
All you do is sit around

and complain
and bother other people
and be miserable
and write
and waste paper
and waste ink
and take up space
and spend money
and talk about yourself
and be selfish
and make a fool of yourself
and be stupid
and breath the air meant for

PEOPLE.


What do you do with your life?
oh, wait. 
answering that question would require you to own one first.